bittersweet!

today's beff's last day. i went to say goodbye, and we made michael wear the tiger mask with his newsboy cap on.

patroness of the arts

Came across this poster on my daily art patronizing.

I don't really know what 'creep on the streep' means, but of course it's my favorite











Hope you're basqueing in marital bliss.

xoxo

rb

deadliest warrior

Rachel England [4:09 PM]:
who do you think would win in a fight: a bear or an acorn?
Ben Lyon [4:11 PM]:
good question
where are they fighting
Rachel England [4:11 PM]:
forest
keep in mind that if the fight goes stalemate, the acorn could turn into a tree
Ben Lyon [4:13 PM]:
what type of bear?
like a hairy man who enjoys the company of other men?
that type?
Rachel England [4:15 PM]:
sun bear
not at home in the forest
but the acorn is
Ben Lyon [4:16 PM]:
what religion is the acorn?
Rachel England [4:17 PM]:
presbyterian
Ben Lyon [4:18 PM]:
is the acorn jason masklankana?
Rachel England [4:18 PM]:
no.
"The Sun Bear does not hibernate, and, as a result, it can reproduce year-round. The offspring reach sexual maturity after 3-4 years and may live up to 30 years in captivity."
does that help?
Ben Lyon [4:19 PM]:
not really
what would help would be if you gave me a random piece of trivia about "ghostbusters"
can you do that
Rachel England [4:20 PM]:
yes
what was the name of dan akroyd's character and what is his favorite mid-afternoon snack?
Ben Lyon [4:20 PM]:
that's not trivia
that's a trivia question!
Rachel England [4:20 PM]:
oh wait
sorry
Ben Lyon [4:20 PM]:
c'mon bro
Rachel England [4:22 PM]:
did you know that slimer was actually made of melted jarlsberg cheese? and that rick moranis cannot go to sleep until he calls his mother to wish her good night?
Ben Lyon [4:22 PM]:
acorn

success!

i reached the end of my deodorant today! when i was younger they were always coming out with new deodorants and i feel like i missed out on them because one stick takes like 2 years to disappear. not now! it's like a fresh start!

but what kind to try next?!

Shoe Nazi

RB -
I really don't think the Andersonville Shoe Nazi is worth his salt.  As you know, he rejected my two pairs of shoes, saying they were "done." I went to my normal shoe guy and he took them in and made them look like new. Screw the shoe nazi, his tiny little shop, and frightening demeanor!!

crows' feet

i think i told you i bought mk eyecream from kk. i bought it due to dryness in the eye area and not wanting to damage my paper-thin eye skin.

the cream that made the most sense was the firming eye cream, which, in addition to moisturization, helps with fine lines and wrinkles, which mk tells us that all ladies need to worry about, but which i have yet to develop. well, i don't think it's the cream's fault, but ever since i started using it, i have been noticing fine lines and wrinkles! i suppose it's that i get close to the mirror to see if it's working. i have at least 3 fine lines and wrinkles under each eye. this had better work!

p.s. it has been about 6 weeks of buttcream and i think i am getting less 'rippled,' as promised. gross.

xoxo
rb

modifications

#1 - i changed the title from 'things i would have told you,' to 'i just had to tell someone.' the first title sounded so much like something you'd create to share your life's journey with your dead mother. the new title is a bit more jovial.



#2 - added all the girls (and you) as moderators. all can feel free to use this as a forum for all things which must be shared. until, of course, we forget about it, and it goes the way of calendarwise.

hope you are eating olives and gambas a pilpil!

xoxo
rb